Dummynation

Dummynation is a physics-based strategy game where you control a country run entirely by crash-test dummies. With limited intelligence but endless loyalty, these dummies follow your every command as you guide them through war, diplomacy, and random global disasters. The game blends real-time tactics with chaotic humor in a world that barely holds itself together.

Launching the Dummy Campaign

In Dummynation, each player begins by selecting a dummy-controlled nation. Your goal is to survive and expand your influence while dealing with faulty weapons, strange alliances, and constant resource mismanagement. You must build, command, and occasionally sacrifice your dummies for the sake of global dominance.

• Dummy Factories: Build and upgrade production hubs to generate more units.
• Wobble Wars: Engage in slow-motion battles where physics determine everything.
• Accidental Strategies: Sometimes, a failed command becomes your best move.

Command and Miscommunication

Dummynation doesn’t offer perfect control. Instead, it embraces delay and chaos. Commands are processed by dummy advisors with a chance of failure. For example, ordering a defensive formation might result in all dummies piling into one tank. This unpredictability is core to the experience—and part of the challenge.

• Use “clarify orders” to improve accuracy at the cost of time.
• Spy dummies sometimes switch sides mid-mission, adding new obstacles.
• Hack events allow you to rewrite global rules for a limited time.

Unlockable Modes and Diplomacy

As you progress, new game modes become available. These include World Dummy Congress, where global leaders argue using poorly translated voice lines, and Dummy Space Program, a bonus campaign where you try launching a rocket made of spare parts and hope for orbit. Diplomacy is mostly trial-and-error, with options like:

• Sending “gifts” of malfunctioning equipment to allies.
• Agreeing to war by accident due to typo-filled treaties.
• Building alliances through synchronized dummy dances.

Dummynation isn’t about precision—it’s about reacting to absurd outcomes and turning mistakes into accidental genius. If you enjoy tactical play spiced with unpredictable mechanics, this game offers endless replay value and a world full of unpredictable puppet warfare.